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November 25, 2004

Bill of Rights Day Rally posters

Author: Lance - Categories: Bill of Rights Day-related activities, Posters

This is the poster from an actual rally that was in 2001.

This one is a template/blank version of the poster for last year, made for people to fill in with the details from their own event. It was posted on the net on a Bill of Rights Day focus area.

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Press Release for "Books not Bombs" Rally

Author: Lance - Categories: Miscellaneous, Press releases

I co-edited and formatted this press release for the “Books not Bombs” Rally at Sierra College on March 5, 2003.

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Meditation bench in-store poster

Author: Lance - Categories: Miscellaneous, Posters

Created for a friend as an informational sign to accompany the shelf display of the meditation benches.

Meditation bench in-store poster

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Poster for "Vagina Monologues" Planning Meeting

Author: Lance - Categories: Miscellaneous, Posters

This poster contains semi-graphic content, designed to attract attention — particularly the attention of those who might like to take part in a production of The Vagina Monologues. (Let’s just say you probably shouldn’t open it unless you are comfortable seeing a big picture of a vagina.)

Poster for "Vagina Monologues" planning meeting: color | black & white

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Tri-fold brochure for AMMA Recall Effort

Author: Lance - Categories: Brochures, Miscellaneous

Tri-fold brochure designed for the American Medical Marijuana Association Recall Effort, which focused on initiating recalls against District Attorneys who did not comply with “Prop 215″, the Compassionate Use Act.

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Thomas Jefferson quote plaque

Author: Lance - Categories: Miscellaneous

Made for a friend.

Thomas Jefferson quote “plaque” for printing

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Judge Jim Gray Appearance Ticket Sheet

Author: Lance - Categories: Miscellaneous

This speaking appearance by author, Senate candidate, and Superior Court judge James Gray took place on January 21, 2004. It was organized by myself and a number of fellow Libertarians.

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Press Release for Public Forum on Law Enforcement and the War on Terror in Nevada County

Author: Lance - Categories: Press releases

I organized this forum, which took place on March 11, 2003 at the Center for the Arts in Grass Valley, CA. Approximately 200 people attended live, and the event was broadcast live on local radio station KVMR. It was also taped for broadcast on local TV station FCAT (now NCTV).

Press release

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November 22, 2004

UW-Madison writer’s handbook

Author: Lance - Categories: Writing Tips & Websites

UW-Madison Writing Center’s writer’s handbook.

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November 19, 2004

Always, Always, Always Ask For More Money By Melanie Bowden

Author: Lance - Categories: Writing Tips & Websites

Always, Always, Always Ask For More Money By Melanie Bowden

Many writers are so afraid of rejection that they jump at whatever fee an editor offers. Don’t do it! Writers are notorious for not getting paid what they deserve, especially when they are first starting out. We need to think more like my therapist, who advises, “Honor the work you do.” His weekly therapy bill also motivates me to ask for more for my writing work. Whatever your motivation, stand up for the work you do and make more money.

In over five years of freelancing, I’ve only had one editor not raise the pay when I asked. Yet I’m surprised how many writers have told me they never negotiate for more money. They are missing the gravy train.

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November 14, 2004

Hello! My name is…Poem

Author: Lance - Categories: poems: Undeclared

A poem
Of a truly poetic nature
Would never refer to itself
Instead it would stay
at the cusp of the day
filling up a drop of dew
that hangs from a lonely leaf
always hanging, never dropping
Until a persistent ray
Of warmthening sun
Would rise above itself
To meet the challenge
Steaming
That verse-filled drop
out of existence

And that steam
would later be captured
In the thin mist of
Nervous perspiration
On the brow of
A young lover
As he approaches the door of
She whom he most desires

And never conquered-
No–
Never conquered
Not the steam
Nor the drop
Nor the noonday sun
None of these,
Or the armies that follow
can defeat
the dream of a love
Untarnished

And that is not to say
That there had been no attempt
At tarnishment
That is not to say
That there had been no
Challengers
That is not to say that
There had been no battle,
Then triumph, then battle again,
Then defeat, then triumph
And more battle
No!
No!
There were all those things
And more
In the young lover’s heart
as he reached the door
And he mopped at the mist
that gathered on his brow
As he anticipated
the evening, and the morrow

And why would a dewdrop
transformed into the bead of a young lover’s anticipation
And all the unknown battles that were fought to produce it
Why would these, together
with the young lover himself,
and his lover as well
ever confess
To being a lowly poem
or worse– mere players within?

A proper poem would never
Pull off that mask
It would never
Answer that question (or another)
A proper poem
would not step right up
and introduce itself
It would not look you in the eye
And profess its true nature

Proper poems are more sly than that
They make me jealous
Sneaky bastards.

(Written 11-13-04)

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November 13, 2004

WRITER’S GUIDELINES FOR KATE HARPER DESIGNS

Author: Lance - Categories: Places to submit

WRITER’S GUIDELINES FOR KATE HARPER DESIGNS
GREETING CARD SUBMISSIONS WANTED

“We choose the quotes in March, July and November.”

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November 11, 2004

Strange Horizons: Stories We See Too Often

Author: Lance - Categories: Screenwriting Resources

This is a list from a science fiction magazine. I’m happy to say that none of my story ideas resemble the ones in this list. In fact, I haven’t even thought of the vast majority of these ideas. Maybe I just haven’t been writing enough yet. ;-)

Strange Horizons Fiction Submission Guidelines: Stories We See Too Often

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November 10, 2004

Fiction Online: Eight Paying Markets

Author: Lance - Categories: Places to submit

Fiction Online: Eight Paying Markets By Erika Dreifus

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November 8, 2004

Writer’s Markets from FundsforWriters

Author: Lance - Categories: Places to submit, Writing Tips & Websites

A big long list with rates and links to guidelines for many markets, from common entities like Mother Jones and the Nation to random places like Parabola, and a woman who wants certain types of scripts.

Writer’s Markets from FundsforWriters

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November 6, 2004

BookLocker.com – Print-On-Demand Publisher/Bookstore

Author: Lance - Categories: Places to submit, Writing Tips & Websites

BookLocker.com – Your Online Bookstore For The Unique, Eclectic and Different

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Writing for Greeting Cards and Other Related Products

Author: Lance - Categories: Writing Tips & Websites

This is a useful tipsheet: Tips on Writing for Greeting Cards and Other Related Products

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November 4, 2004

Scripts from famous movies

Author: Lance - Categories: Screenwriting Resources

Alphabetically, from A to M, and from N to Z.

Examples: Twelve Monkeys (HTML) and Three Kings (PDF)

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The Logline: What It Is, Why You Need It, How To Write It

Author: Lance - Categories: Screenwriting Resources

The Logline: What It Is, Why You Need It, How To Write It

A logline is a one-sentence summary of your script. It’s the short blurb in TV guides that tells you what a movie is about and helps you decide if you’re interested in seeing it. It’s the grabber that excites your interest.

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November 1, 2004

Potential Publishing outlets — mostly magazines

Author: Lance - Categories: Places to submit, Writing Tips & Websites

These are the qualified leads from the WritersWeekly.com “works with new writers” listings:

http://www.bylinemag.com/guidelines.asp

Byline Mag

http://www.dfg.ca.gov/coned/ocal/submit.html

Outdoor California is a state, non-profit, four-color, 32-page magazine published bi-monthly. It provides readers with access and insight into California’s wildlife and wildlands, and the people who work to protect and maintain it.

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/windstormcreative.html

http://www.windstormcreative.com/

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/webtechniques.html

http://www.writermag.com/

http://www.thepedestalmagazine.com/submit1.asp

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/themagazineoffantasyandsciencefiction.html

http://www.funnytimes.com/submissions.html

http://www.subrosabooks.com/books_guidelines.swf

http://www.hollywoodhottips.com/

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/sharedvision.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/relixmagazine.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/protooner.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/practicalguidetoeventplanning.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/pastemagazine.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/moviemakermagazine.html

http://www.moviemaker.com/employment.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/kidspages.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/kidscrsations.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/homebusinessjournal.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/employmenttimes.html

http://www.writersweekly.com/markets/fatemagazine.html

http://www.computoredge.com/sandiego/Writer%27sGuidelines.htm

http://www.computerbits.com/aboutus/authors.htm

http://www.brickmag.com/about/submissions.html

http://www.backhomemagazine.com/BackHome_guidelines.html

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