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February 20, 2011

Cool Rave-y Casio Keyboard Settings

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, Music, Recordings

This is a very short audio snippet that turned up in my recent voice recording mining session. It’s me discovering a cool set of settings on my new-at-the-time Casio keyboard (a WK-210 model, for what it’s worth). It might be interesting if you like cool sounds, or if you want an inside look at me talking to myself. And if you have a Casio with these settings available to you, then you at home can re-create the magic and build on what I stumbled into.

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I’m probably going to be leaking larger things from my recordings archives, but this is a good starter tidbit. Unlike most of my recordings, I managed to get out of this one before I could mess it up or make myself look bad somehow. And the sound I found is very cool IMO; it’s definitely in my queue of samples for if/when I decide to start a dance revolution, or DJ at Burning Man or something.

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February 19, 2011

Deep in the Archives

Author: Lance - Categories: Biographical, Creative endeavors, Filmmaking, General, Simplifying, Working at home, Writing Tips & Websites

I’ve been digging around in my archive of voice recordings, which is one reason why I haven’t been posting quite as much as I should here. (A power outage and a major toothache are the other reasons.)

Even though it always feels odd and indulgent, I have to force myself to work my way through those files, and I took out a good swath of them in this recent session. (You can read more about my ongoing battle with my voice recordings here.) I got through the 300 most recent recordings in my “C” (for “Creative”) folder, which amounts to the most recent 8 months worth of recordings.

So now, when it comes to my “C” folder, I am caught up to early 2006 on the far end and mid-2010 on the near end–leaving about 4 and a half years worth left to go. (And about 4 and a half years worth completed so far.) The good news is that at least half of that has been done in the past few months…which means that when I really buckle down and get into it, I can get through this giant backlog over time.

(I store different sorts of things in other folders in my voice recorder – business and/or politics in “B”, to-do items in “A”, and various things in “D” and “E”. But “C/creative” is the most populated over the past 5 years, by far.)

Those 300 recordings that I just finished sorting consisted of a wide range of stuff, though very heavy on the first four here:

  • songs – spoken/lyrics only
  • songs on the keyboard recorded “live”
  • many “silly dog songs”*
  • jokes and ideas for stand-up comedy
  • new screenplay/movie ideas
  • sketch and short video ideas
  • drafts of my columns, some which have been finished/published, others still drafts
  • same thing, but for my The Little Things comics
  • several ideas for small situations or concepts for within movies
  • an essay about walking in the dark
  • an e-book about being a responsible pet owner
  • social media blog post ideas
  • various loose ideas for several of my existing screenplay projects

*We’ll get into why I am collecting “silly dog songs”, and why I record almost all my ideas, in another post.

Listening to all these things in rapid succession provides a dizzying rush, and a nice reminder of the reality behind what I’m trying to build in my life. There is certainly an aspect to my backlog of ideas/recordings that could be seen as unfortunate or even sad, but for me they are only problematic if they aren’t under control somehow.

Having thousands of unsorted (and effectively unknown, since most of my recordings sound like fresh ideas when I finally get back to them) ideas, songs, writings, and potential projects just sitting in masses, with generic names like “DM420511″ and “C0000033.VOC” is the very picture of untapped potential. But once I go through and revisit them, naming and sorting them into my ever-growing folders titled “non-fiction”, “movies, shows, and screenplays”, “songs”, and so on…it changes their nature in a key way. (See the pic above for an idea of my main folder categories. [Note: "Animal noises" is actual recordings of animal noises, out in the woods...not me making various animal noises. Just for the record.])

It’s one thing to wave vaguely at 8,000+ recordings and say, “There are tons of song ideas in there that I’ve recorded over the years”–and not be able to effectively point at an actual example of such a thing, because all the song ideas are buried in piles 100-deep or deeper with all sorts of other ideas, all in the exact same brown paper packaging. It’s a very different thing  to point to a “songs’ folder that has dozens of ideas sorted into genres, albums, and type (i.e., lyrics vs full-on recordings, finished ideas vs. snippets).

Of course, it’s a different thing again to actually get all those ideas manifested into completed things that I put out into the world, but I don’t mind the slow-and-steady approach. I’m taking a long-game view of all this. Which is fine, as long as progress is being made.

The plan at this point is to continue sorting through the masses of backlogged “Creative” files, in a quest to ferret out all my notes on my main ongoing screenplay projects. (Because I have been using the excuse of not having all those notes together as a way to avoid finishing those projects for years now.) And while I slog my way through them–which is actually really fun to do, to the point of feeling indulgent, as I mentioned earlier–I am working on putting the machinery in place to actually get my ideas into production as the sorting gets finished up.

And listening to the ideas themselves, knowing all the things that I have waiting for me as I take my efforts to the next level, really fuels my energy for getting things in place to make sure I can start making more of my outrageous dreams come true.

I might share a small sample of what I’ve been mining from my voice recording archives; I’m not sure. Most of it is rough, by its nature. And I have a habit of thinking things are great that I later think are really dumb. Which actually is one nice thing about the fact that most of my ideas have sat dormant for years…I’ve had time to grow up some and now can see many of them as the crap they are. :-)

I know I’ve gone on a lot about this, but don’t worry, I’ll go on more about it later. My voice recorder has been such a huge and integral part of my creative process for so long, that I think it’s important to let people know about the potential of using one religiously. And I’ve been learning more lately about how the use of the tool, and my freeflow method of capturing things, has paid creative dividends over the years.

Until recently, it’s been hard to discuss the so-called benefits, because it really seemed like my recordings were getting the best of me. But I have knocked out a tremendous amount of them in the past year, and can now see a time where they might all be at least named and sorted, if not yet transcribed and fully realized.

Once they’re sorted and assessed, they can be dealt with in an intelligent and informed way. I’ll know just how many songs there are, and what type. I’ll have all the notes gathered for my screenplay ideas. I’ll have a list of all the stand-up jokes I have in draft form. And literally hundreds of other ideas will be corralled, and ready to be tamed completely.

It might sound like only a slightly-better mega-pile of unfinished stuff to you, but to me it sounds like heaven.

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February 11, 2011

OTB Caption Contest

Author: Lance - Categories: Across the Blogosphere, Creative endeavors, Humor

I entered the Outside the Beltway Thursday Caption Contest this week. I’m hoping the prize is like a million dollars or something, but regardless of any money or fame that may come from my entry, I achieved “first commenter” status for sure. And no one can ever take that away from me.

Once I win, all of America will of course know my winning caption, and it will be taught to schoolchildren around the world, but if you want to get ahead of the curve, you can find it at the top of the pile here.

There may still be time to enter (if you’ve got the guts); I’m not sure if it’s Thursday only or what. (Or if there is a prize, or anything else about the contest, for that matter.)

The winner is announced Monday. Then: glory, fame, and all my dreams come true. One would assume.

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February 3, 2011

Day off (but if you have a second…)

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, Miscellaneous, Site admin - Tags: ,

Various things ranging from technical difficulties to the fact that yesterday’s blog post was inordinately huge are keeping me from getting a solid blog post done within this calendar day, but I will definitely (retroactive edit: almost definitely) have two for tomorrow. I have a new comic that’s been ready to get made for days now; I’ll (retroactive edit: probably) have that out tomorrow, plus at least one more post.

In the meantime, how about going over and “liking” the Facebook page for my One Minute of Nature project? Thanks!

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January 24, 2011

The Little Things – “Mashed Up”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things - Tags: ,

Here is the latest edition of my comic strip The Little Things, titled “Mashed Up”.

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January 16, 2011

New job title: Reince Priebus joke curator (?!?)

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, Humor, Politics and Government, Twitter projects, Twitter stuff, Web Design and Blogging - Tags: ,

In an extremely unexpected turn of events, I have launched a site dedicated to jokes about the new Republican National Committee chairman with the funny name, Reince Priebus. The site is called (surprise!) ReincePriebusJokes.com. It’s mostly based off of tweets that I have skimmed off of the Internet – some 250+ jokes have been re-tweeted at the Twitter account @jokesonreince, and 150+ of them have been copied over to ReincePriebusJokes.com. (Technical difficulties have made the others not get copied over, but you can see them all at the Twitter page. I will get them all on the site soon enough.)

I take at least a little pride in the fact that the new site was the #1 result at Google for “reince priebus jokes” within 24 hours of launching. Unless something weird happens, I expect it will hold that spot for a long time to come. That’s part of what made me decide to go ahead with launching the site (after it loosely crossed my mind, when I invented the idea of the site in a tweet about all the Reince Priebus jokes from the day). I may discuss the reasons behind the site’s genesis more soon. In the meantime, feel free to check out the jokes, join in the fun, follow the site on Twitter if you want, and certainly pass the word to anyone who you think might enjoy this strange combination of comedy, wordplay, politics, and social media.

I have no idea where this might go. My goal is to automate it as much as possible, or maybe to delegate to folks who want to keep building the library and the community around it. We will see. I do know that as long as Reince Priebus is a national political figure, there will be Reince Priebus jokes, and as long as there are Reince Priebus jokes, there will be ReincePriebusJokes.com. Unless I get bored with it or sell it for hush money. (Big hush money, any of you hush-money dreamers.)

Here are the tweets that led up to the site’s formation… Read more…

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December 18, 2010

My Latest Column: “The Night Before Perfect”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, Periodical Writing, poems: Undeclared, Simplifying

My latest column is up at Project Simplify

The Not-So-Simple Life: “The Night Before Perfect”

‘Twas the night before Perfect, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring—spiders all shoo’d out;
This night had been looming since I was but a lad,
I knew that come midnight, Peace of Mind would be had!
The dogs had sprawled out on my bed, as per the norm,
And the cats had curled up by the stove to get warm
That left only me, in my electronic hub,
Seeking simplicity—and I was right near the nub!

Read the rest at Project Simplify

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November 23, 2010

The Little Things – “Worst Hyperbole Ever”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here is the latest edition of my comic strip The Little Things, titled “Worst Hyperbole Ever”.

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November 2, 2010

The Little Things – “Apocalection”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here is the latest edition of my comic strip The Little Things, titled “Apocalection”.

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January 26, 2010

Outtake from The Simplifier #5.2

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, Humor, Simplifying

The following will not appear in the “Lifestyles of the Natural & Professional” section of the upcoming issue of The Simplifier:

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Oh, to be the young upstart! The new guard, the fresh blossom; it’s so inspiring and exciting…to beat the crusty, lame, old, creaky…

I’m speaking, of course, of the feud between the Project Simplify and Natural Professional Facebook “fan pages”. We (The Natural Professional) are totally crushing Project Simplify! I mean, they’ve had a fan page since like 2009 (and I don’t mean December 2009)—and we already have more than twice as many fans. And we’ve only had a fan page since like 2009 (and I do mean December)!

Just to be clear, we (Project Simplify) are proud to see our little N.P. having such early success, and we’re totally not jealous at all. (Because, of course, we know we’re largely responsible for said success.)

Well, that’s very big of you, Project Simplify, and we (The Natural Professional) would like to point out that PS is totally not old and dusty and archaic at all. And we will absolutely try to remember them when we get rich and famous.

Hey—no need to get nasty! We Project Simplify have a few cards we could play too—you The Natural Professional might want to remember that…

You see what we (the Shawn Tuttle and Lance Brown) have to deal with here? Simplification can be so ironic!

I don’t know exactly how to settle this feud, but I can tell you—and this is confidential—that Project Simplify is genuinely happy to see the blossoming of The Natural Professional’s presence on Facebook, and would like to encourage you to become a “fan” if you aren’t already. It will work out its jealousy issues in time. ;-)

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September 27, 2009

Tenacity + Creativity + Social Media = Success (?)

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, Web Design and Blogging, Working at home

From SFWeekly.com, a cool article about working hard to live the dream in the new media age.

Just Tweet It

Wallpaper.’s Eric Frederic is an unstoppable viral music producer. But can the incessant songwriting, video blogging, and booty tweeting make him a star?

Read the article: San Francisco Music – Just Tweet It.

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June 29, 2009

The Little Things – “Sympathetic President”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here is the latest edition of my comic strip The Little Things, titled “Sympathetic President”.

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March 7, 2009

New Comic: “A New Day, Pt. 47″

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here is the latest edition of my comic strip The Little Things, titled “A New Day, Pt. 47″.

The Little Things - A New Day, Pt. 47

The Little Things - "A New Day, Pt. 47"

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February 21, 2009

New Comic: “Beating a Dead Monkey”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here is the latest edition of my comic strip The Little Things, titled “Beating a Dead Monkey”. (It’s in reference to this controversy.)

The Little Things - Beating a Dead Monkey

The Little Things - "Beating a Dead Monkey"

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February 6, 2009

New comic: “Obama’s Executive Restraint”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here’s the latest edition of my comic strip The Little Things, titled “Obama’s Executive Restraint”.

The Little Things - Obamas Executive Restraint

The Little Things - "Obama's Executive Restraint"

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February 5, 2009

New Comic: “Olympic Bong Hitter”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here’s the latest edition of my comic strip The Little Things, titled “Olympic Bong Hitter”.

The Little Things - Olympic Bong Hitter

The Little Things - "Olympic Bong Hitter"

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January 23, 2009

Latest comic: “The Biggest Problem With Bush”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here’s the latest edition of my new comic strip The Little Things, entitled “The Biggest Problem With Bush”.

The Biggest problem With Bush

The Little Things: "The Biggest Problem With Bush"

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January 19, 2009

Second comic: “That Famous Dream”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here’s the second issue of my new comic strip The Little Things, entitled “That Famous Dream” (published on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day).

The Little Things: That Famous Dream

The Little Things: 'That Famous Dream'

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First comic: “Inauguration”

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, The Little Things

Here’s the first instance of my new comic strip The Little Things, entitled “Inauguration” (published 1-19-09):

(click the image to see a full-size version)

The Little Things: Inauguration

The Little Things: "Inauguration"

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