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March 13, 2011

Valley Girl in 82 Tweets

Author: Lance - Categories: Filmmaking, Humor, Movies, Twitter stuff

Last night I “live-tweeted” the movie Valley Girl (1983), starring Nicolas Cage and Deborah Foreman, as I watched it in full for the first time (on DVD). I really enjoyed the movie, and had fun tweeting along with it.

Here’s what came out, unedited:

22:34:51 Watching “Valley Girl”. I know, I’m like, such a fad whore. #grody
22:36:00 bitchin
22:36:42 totally
22:39:02 Nic Cage’s chest hair is in the shape of a Nerf boomerang. I don’t remember that fad. #ValleyGirl
22:39:22 gross me out
22:39:42 I’m so sure!
22:41:40 Wow, what’s Twitter got against “get real”? I tried to post that twice. Totally not bitchin, Twitter. Get real!
22:44:51 The music at this Valley Girl party is nearly inaudible. I get a real sense of what it’s like to be a dancing extra in a movie.
22:45:32 He’s such a total pukeoid…
22:46:31 Freak me out, freak me out, it’s him!
22:49:03 I may be live-tweeting Valley Girl for the next little while, in case you haven’t gathered. I’ll stop if you donate $10K to Japan relief.
22:49:58 “Like, it’s sushi, don’t you know?” I shit you not that line was said within 30 seconds of my last tweet.
22:52:59 Nic the Nerf boomerang-chested just spotted our Valley Girl. Maybe this party doesn’t suck so bad after all, say his eyebrows…
22:53:32 He saw her earlier on the beach, but she didn’t recognize him without his Nerf boomerang chest hair out.
22:54:49 Tommy, the coolest asshole in school, just got Valley G’s BFF to betray her, then shit on her. (Not literally…this was the 80′s, folks.)
22:56:57 I guess they were able to get DVD rights for “Electric Avenue”, because that was cranked up nice at the party.
22:57:53 (Nerf-chest Nic is heading back to the party to re-fight asshole Tommy.)
23:03:13 Nic used the old hide-in-the-bathroom gambit to bypass Tommy-fighting and romance Valley G.
23:04:33 I am simply gonna freak out and die!
23:05:00 Like I’ll be totally bummed out if anyone outside this car finds out about this!
23:07:03 “Hey Harvey! I thought you were gonna get the mohawk!” “Nah, I pussed out.”
23:08:05 Nic, his punk friends, and Valley G and her high-strung friend are cruising the streets in the convertible.
23:08:30 Just one punk friend, sorry.
23:09:28 Reminder: I’m live-tweeting Valley Girl; donate $10 to Japan relief efforts and I’ll stop immediately.
23:10:13 Oh my God, like don’t you have a straw? Totally out of touch with civilization.
23:11:16 In the punk club. Valley G and tight-wound are looking down their noses at Nic’s “home away from home” crowd.
23:11:48 Nic: “that techno rock you guys listen to is gutless!” Valley G: “I’m sure!”
23:12:43 “You’re like her! And all the rest of her friends! You’re all fucking programmed.” -Nic #ValleyGirl
23:15:51 Valley G’s starting to melt. “It’s like I can’t explain it, you know. It’s like my brains won’t stop going! You know?”
23:16:38 They kiss.
23:18:22 Now out at make-out point. Even tight-wound friend Stacey is letting the veil down, if you get my meaning.

Read more…

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February 21, 2011

Atlas Shrugged Movie Trailer

Author: Lance - Categories: Filmmaking, In the News, Politics and Government

Here’s the trailer for the upcoming Atlas Shrugged Part 1 movie:

I’m pretty excited about this. I have a long history with Atlas Shrugged, as do many people, and a lot of us have been nervous about how a movie would come out when it finally did. This looks promising, which is nice considering that there was a serious time and money crunch in the production of the movie.

It remains to be seen whether they actually managed to get enough film to come up with a whole cohesive story, but the trailer (and the uncut scene they just released) make me hopeful that the book will be represented well. I’m crossing my fingers, even though I know Ayn Rand wouldn’t believe in that. ;-)

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New scene released from Atlas Shrugged Part 1

Author: Lance - Categories: Filmmaking, Politics and Government, Social Media

The Atlas Shrugged movie people have released a short uncut scene:

I’m still impressed by the overall quality so far, considering the tiny budget and super-rushed production schedule. What do you think?

(By the way, you can request that Atlas be screened in your town here.)

Here’s the full trailer for the movie in case you haven’t seen it.

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February 19, 2011

Deep in the Archives

Author: Lance - Categories: Biographical, Creative endeavors, Filmmaking, General, Simplifying, Working at home, Writing Tips & Websites

I’ve been digging around in my archive of voice recordings, which is one reason why I haven’t been posting quite as much as I should here. (A power outage and a major toothache are the other reasons.)

Even though it always feels odd and indulgent, I have to force myself to work my way through those files, and I took out a good swath of them in this recent session. (You can read more about my ongoing battle with my voice recordings here.) I got through the 300 most recent recordings in my “C” (for “Creative”) folder, which amounts to the most recent 8 months worth of recordings.

So now, when it comes to my “C” folder, I am caught up to early 2006 on the far end and mid-2010 on the near end–leaving about 4 and a half years worth left to go. (And about 4 and a half years worth completed so far.) The good news is that at least half of that has been done in the past few months…which means that when I really buckle down and get into it, I can get through this giant backlog over time.

(I store different sorts of things in other folders in my voice recorder – business and/or politics in “B”, to-do items in “A”, and various things in “D” and “E”. But “C/creative” is the most populated over the past 5 years, by far.)

Those 300 recordings that I just finished sorting consisted of a wide range of stuff, though very heavy on the first four here:

  • songs – spoken/lyrics only
  • songs on the keyboard recorded “live”
  • many “silly dog songs”*
  • jokes and ideas for stand-up comedy
  • new screenplay/movie ideas
  • sketch and short video ideas
  • drafts of my columns, some which have been finished/published, others still drafts
  • same thing, but for my The Little Things comics
  • several ideas for small situations or concepts for within movies
  • an essay about walking in the dark
  • an e-book about being a responsible pet owner
  • social media blog post ideas
  • various loose ideas for several of my existing screenplay projects

*We’ll get into why I am collecting “silly dog songs”, and why I record almost all my ideas, in another post.

Listening to all these things in rapid succession provides a dizzying rush, and a nice reminder of the reality behind what I’m trying to build in my life. There is certainly an aspect to my backlog of ideas/recordings that could be seen as unfortunate or even sad, but for me they are only problematic if they aren’t under control somehow.

Having thousands of unsorted (and effectively unknown, since most of my recordings sound like fresh ideas when I finally get back to them) ideas, songs, writings, and potential projects just sitting in masses, with generic names like “DM420511″ and “C0000033.VOC” is the very picture of untapped potential. But once I go through and revisit them, naming and sorting them into my ever-growing folders titled “non-fiction”, “movies, shows, and screenplays”, “songs”, and so on…it changes their nature in a key way. (See the pic above for an idea of my main folder categories. [Note: "Animal noises" is actual recordings of animal noises, out in the woods...not me making various animal noises. Just for the record.])

It’s one thing to wave vaguely at 8,000+ recordings and say, “There are tons of song ideas in there that I’ve recorded over the years”–and not be able to effectively point at an actual example of such a thing, because all the song ideas are buried in piles 100-deep or deeper with all sorts of other ideas, all in the exact same brown paper packaging. It’s a very different thing  to point to a “songs’ folder that has dozens of ideas sorted into genres, albums, and type (i.e., lyrics vs full-on recordings, finished ideas vs. snippets).

Of course, it’s a different thing again to actually get all those ideas manifested into completed things that I put out into the world, but I don’t mind the slow-and-steady approach. I’m taking a long-game view of all this. Which is fine, as long as progress is being made.

The plan at this point is to continue sorting through the masses of backlogged “Creative” files, in a quest to ferret out all my notes on my main ongoing screenplay projects. (Because I have been using the excuse of not having all those notes together as a way to avoid finishing those projects for years now.) And while I slog my way through them–which is actually really fun to do, to the point of feeling indulgent, as I mentioned earlier–I am working on putting the machinery in place to actually get my ideas into production as the sorting gets finished up.

And listening to the ideas themselves, knowing all the things that I have waiting for me as I take my efforts to the next level, really fuels my energy for getting things in place to make sure I can start making more of my outrageous dreams come true.

I might share a small sample of what I’ve been mining from my voice recording archives; I’m not sure. Most of it is rough, by its nature. And I have a habit of thinking things are great that I later think are really dumb. Which actually is one nice thing about the fact that most of my ideas have sat dormant for years…I’ve had time to grow up some and now can see many of them as the crap they are. :-)

I know I’ve gone on a lot about this, but don’t worry, I’ll go on more about it later. My voice recorder has been such a huge and integral part of my creative process for so long, that I think it’s important to let people know about the potential of using one religiously. And I’ve been learning more lately about how the use of the tool, and my freeflow method of capturing things, has paid creative dividends over the years.

Until recently, it’s been hard to discuss the so-called benefits, because it really seemed like my recordings were getting the best of me. But I have knocked out a tremendous amount of them in the past year, and can now see a time where they might all be at least named and sorted, if not yet transcribed and fully realized.

Once they’re sorted and assessed, they can be dealt with in an intelligent and informed way. I’ll know just how many songs there are, and what type. I’ll have all the notes gathered for my screenplay ideas. I’ll have a list of all the stand-up jokes I have in draft form. And literally hundreds of other ideas will be corralled, and ready to be tamed completely.

It might sound like only a slightly-better mega-pile of unfinished stuff to you, but to me it sounds like heaven.

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January 26, 2011

Getting maximum filmmaking bang for minimum filmmaking bucks

Author: Lance - Categories: Filmmaking - Tags: ,

Elliot Grove over at Raindance has 10 low-budget filmmaking tips that seem like great advice. Though he kind of cheats on #10, so let’s call it 9-point-something filmmaking tips. Which is still pretty good.

Grove calls his tips “Zero Budget” filmmaking tips. but he is clearly speaking to folks who have at least some budget. His article could best be described as tips on how to get the most bang for the bucks that you do have, or how to reduce your budget as low as possible while still producing something people will want to see. Though if you truly do have a budget of zero dollars, Grove’s tips will certainly help you get as much bang from that non-buck as you can.

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January 20, 2011

Lessons and Inspiration from Atlas Shrugged

Author: Lance - Categories: Filmmaking, Fun graphics, toys, & gizmos, Videos - Tags: ,

This short film by Reggie Schickel explains, in a most creative fashion, how the book Atlas Shrugged impacted his views and changed his life. The film won the Atlas Shrugged Video Contest held by the Ayn Rand Institute, and it’s easy to see why it won. It’s super-inventive, really well-stated, inspirational, and real.

With the release of Part 1 of the Atlas Shrugged movie set for April 15th, fans of the book finally have something “new” from Ayn Rand to be excited about. In the meantime, fans and non-fans alike can groove on this cool video by Reggie.

If you’ve been waiting for something to push you over the edge to finally read (or to re-read) this legendary novel, here you go:

(I wrote about how Atlas Shrugged inspired me a few years ago, when the movie project was showing a lot of promise.)

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October 28, 2009

Peter Broderick on The Future of Indie Film Distribution

Author: Lance - Categories: Filmmaking, Places to submit

Filmmaker Magazine has a cool interview with industry pro Peter Broderick, where he outlines the many options available for independent filmmakers who want to get their stuff out there. It’s 14 minutes long, so he has time to really explain his take on the currnt playing field. Good stuff. Look for his excellent analogy comparing the changes in the industry to the New World pioneers breaking away from England/Europe.

Broderick and interviewer Scott Kirsner are offering a workshop on all this in LA in November; see the article with the video for details.

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Angel Group Likes Lights, Camera And Action Of Indie Films – Venture Capital Dispatch – WSJ

Author: Lance - Categories: Filmmaking, Places to submit

Angel Group Likes Lights, Camera And Action Of Indie Films – Venture Capital Dispatch

As an experienced tech entrepreneur and angel investor, Rizwan Virk was happy to see a solid return on one of his recent investments after just one year.

But the exit didn’t come from a software start-up or social media company finding a corporate acquirer. Instead, Virk’s quick payoff came from an independent film.

Virk is a member of FilmAngels, a Silicon Valley group whose members back film productions – mostly small, independent projects. Founded in 2005, Film Angels is made up mostly of tech executives and investors who apply their business and venture capital experience to the filmmaking world.

Read the full story at the WSJ blog

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October 15, 2009

Self-Releasing Success in Eight Steps

Author: Lance - Categories: Filmmaking

Director Jeffrey Goodman shares more than 8 suggestions in this Q & A about self-releasing an indie film. He self-released his film The Last Lullaby (which, notably, was financed by 48 local investors in his home town of Shreveport, Louisiana.)

Adventures in Self-Releasing: Success in Eight Steps | MovieMaker Magazine

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