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December 9, 2011

My latest column: Are You Done Yet?

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

Here’s my most recent column, now up at at Project Simplify:

The Not-So-Simple Life: Are You Done Yet?

by Lance Brown

She said, “It’s all about the moment,”
But I got one eye on the clock
It’s all about the moment
I got one eye on the clock
She said, “Open up a little,
You might see what you have got.”

                  -Doug Hoekstra, “Everywhere is Somewhere”

 

It is a fact of existence: most of our time is not spent achieving our goals.

It sounds sad when stated like that, but really, there are plenty of activities that we engage in with no hope of completion at all, and we don’t get sad about those.thisishowwedothewashingup

Take breathing, for example. Have you finished oxygenating your body yet? You haven’t? What’s wrong with you? Get to work! Hurry up—breathe in! Now do it again! And again! Faster! You have important things to do, and you can’t spend all your time hung up trying to get this breathing thing done.

After all, you still have to finish washing your dishes once and for all. And raising your children. And learning. You’ve got to get those things done so that you can get to all that important stuff on your to-do list!

Hmmm…so maybe the “completion” model doesn’t always work. Some things just don’t get “done”. Some things do, of course—you can actually finish washing a dish…but, like breathing, the only time you’ll truly be finished washing your dishes is when you’re dead. (On the bright side, your to-do list will shrink radically at that time too!)

So, whether we realize it or not, we’re all accustomed to engaging in efforts that will never quite bring a final sense of accomplishment. They’ll have mini-victories along the way—an empty sink, a high school graduation, another successful round of in-breath/out-breath—but then the task will immediately present itself again. You can try all you want, but you won’t ever truly get to cross it off your list.

Discouraged yet? Don’t be. Just take a moment to breathe. Ready?

Breathe in, and then out.

You did it! Good job! Another successful breath. Have you been practicing? Because you really are excellent at that.

See how that works? No, I don’t mean breathing—I mean accomplishing things. There are two ways to look at it. On the one hand, depending on your age, you have somewhere between 400 and 600 million more breaths to get through in your lifetime. Ugh, right? What a pain in the butt!

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September 20, 2011

My latest column: Getting Back in the Game

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

Here’s my most recent column, now up at at Project Simplify:

The Not-So-Simple Life: Getting Back in the Game

by Lance Brown

We’ve already talked about how I basically shut down or dropped all of my way-too-many commitments to projects and organizations around 5 years ago. When I discussed that time (in my column “Flashback: Shutting It All Down”), it was mostly in terms of minimizing my “to-do” load, so that I could focus on the most basic to-do item: being happy and healthy. shadowheel_thumb

It was an act of extreme simplicity, in the name of sanity and well-being. And it worked!

It also cut me off from almost everybody that knew me.

Oops!

Since that time, my main form of connecting with the outside world (aside from a small cluster of friends) has actually been right here in the pages of The Simplifier. First, anonymously writing the sections at the end, then writing a couple of feature articles and opening Notes, and eventually bringing my identity and more of my voice into my writing of the In the News, Featured at Project Simplify, and Keep Smiling sections. When The Simplifier re-shuffled after 4 years or so, I took a much bigger leap into re-introducing myself and connecting to the world: this column, The Not-So-Simple Life.

As a result, while anyone who has stuck around through the past 5 years of this newsletter would probably—nay, have to—consider me a blabbermouth, the other 99.99999% of the world hasn’t heard much from me for quite some time. (Unless you’re one of the 20 or so Twitter followers of mine who seem to be actually listening.)

On an in-person level, things have been even more muted. In any given chunk over the past 5 (or 10) years, there were maybe 2 or 3 people with whom I had enough contact that they had any real idea what was going on in my life. Beyond that there has been a gradually-growing (but still small) universe of freelance clients, but their peeks into my real world have been obviously limited.

Until this year, I hadn’t advertised, or marketed, or done outreach, or networked, for a very long time. Nor had I substantially dated, partied, “gone out”, or the like, for the better part of a decade.

Folks who met me during that time period have naturally concluded that I’m reclusive, a “hermit”, etc. But for the most part, I was just working some stuff out. (Very slowly, apparently.) After about 30 years of hubbub, I took 10 years or so of quiet time.

But I’M BACK, BABY!

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August 24, 2011

Latest column: Defining Simplicity

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

Here’s my most recent column, now up at at Project Simplify:

The Not-So-Simple Life: Defining Simplicity

by Lance Brown

It’s funny – I’ve written 36 columns about seeking simplicity over the course of a year and a half, and I have yet to define what simplicity means to me, and why I seek it.shadowheel

Obviously, the issue has come up indirectly more than once. Just in my last column, I talked about aspects of country living that to me represent simplicity. And many of my other past columns have touched upon the various components of simple living that I strive for: organization, control, peace of mind…but what is the real goal here? How do I define it?

Because obviously—this isn’t the first time I’ve said this—my goal is not to simplify so that I have nothing to do. While that would be a simple life, it would also be an unbearably boring life for someone like me, who has literally thousands of things that I want to do.

I enjoy having a lot of irons in the fire. It’s what I prefer. And I enjoy having a lot of work to do. I don’t know any other way. I’m constantly seeking to take more in, and constantly seeking to put more out, and there’s much about that that is just fine and dandy as far as I’m concerned.

So then what is it that I’m looking for? In this hyper-connected world of pervasively invasive technology, where everything and everyone is moving at an unprecedented pace, just what does an information-saturated workaholic mean when he says he’s seeking simplicity?

Good question.

Simplicity = Organization

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August 3, 2011

Latest column: Deserting the City

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

Here’s my most recent column, now up at at Project Simplify:

The Not-So-Simple Life: Deserting the City

by Lance Brown

The official story is that I did it for the dogs. “Leash freedom!” was our rallying cry.

I tend to emphasize the official story, because the real story evokes John Denver, and banjos, and maybe a pair of overalls.

When we (my pets and I) moved to Southern California two months ago, definitely the biggest change in our daily lives—besides pure geography—was that of our 2 hours of walking each day, 100% of that time was spent on-leash, and in civilization. And by “civilization”, I mean traffic and noise, sidewalks and fences and yards, highways, traffic lights, crosswalks…each of which presented challenges to my dogs, with very few accordant benefits.you are here

But to say that it was just the dogs that ultimately got us to move back out to the country would definitely only be half of the story.

About two weeks into our new life in the city—some might call where I was a town within L.A., or maybe a suburb, but it was a city by my count—I realized that I was getting particularly agitated, even on our walks. (Perhaps especially on our walks.)

While part of that was the fact that I was living in a garage at the time and perpetually looking for a new place, another big part of it was that it had been two weeks since I had taken any sort of long meditative walk in the woods—which long-time readers know is a key part of my formula for continued mental health.

For some reason, going on walks where I had to negotiate two or three dogs on leashes down noisy streets, through frequent intersections, past manicured flower gardens and yards, often while toting around a nice swinging bag of poop or two, just wasn’t bringing me the quietude and peace of mind I was used to. Go figure.

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August 2, 2011

New column: Life in the Big House

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

I got behind on posting my columns here.  Here is my second-most-recent column from over at Project Simplify:

The Not-So-Simple Life: Life in The Big House

by Lance Brown

Which do you want first: the good news or the bad news?

OK, the good news. I made it out of the storage trap, and in record time!

Thank you, thank you…you’re too kind. (I assume you’re applauding. If not, my bad—I’ll wait ‘til your hands are free.)

What’s that you say? Oh right, the bad news. Well, good news, because even the bad news has good news. That good news is that I now have plenty of room for houseguests!

Alright, fine…I told myself I wasn’t going to be coy again this time.

The bad news is this: I’m now renting a 4-bedroom house with a 2-car garage and a huge yard.

What’s that you say? That doesn’t sound so bad? You may not be hearing what I’m hearing. You’ve kinda got to lean in close…there’s another voice behind that main headline one, kinda sneaky and whispering. Wait—shh-shh-shh—you can hear it…listen:

I’m going to take on tons of new stuff over the next 6 months.

There it is! It’s a wily one, that little truth. Oh, shh…I think there’s more…

I’m keeping a lot of the things from storage that I had planned to give away.

Ouch, that one stung a little. Though to be fair, I fi-

I’m spending 600 bucks to truck the rest of my shit across the state.

Geez, OK, we get it! No need to get rude, little whispering voice!

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June 14, 2011

My new column: The Storage Trap

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

My latest column is up at Project Simplify:

The Not-So-Simple Life: The Storage Trap

by Lance Brown

We’ve all seen this scene:

There is a jungle path, down which strolls a naïve protagonist—probably wearing a pith helmet or safari hat, and definitely wearing khaki. pithhelmet

Said protagonist is ever-busy gazing at the jungle wonders, checking his trail map, and being on alert for poisonous snakes and head-sized mosquitoes. As such, it’s a coin toss whether our would-be hero will be looking at the ground with enough attention to see what is obvious to all of us: there’s a spot in the trail coming up that doesn’t look right.

Too many branches with too many leaves are gathered in one area just a few steps ahead, and from what we all know of jungle trails, that can only mean one thing. Those branches are just providing rough cover for a pit-style trap—obvious to those paying full attention to where they’re going…but for those who aren’t…a one-way ticket to being a featured buffet item at a cannibal Quinceañera.

We can all see the trap, easily. We’re not caught up in the wonders of the jungle, and the trap is really pretty obvious if you just take a second to look at it. You can see the pit’s inescapable darkness right through the branches there. Honestly, you’d have to be either oblivious or really really distracted to miss something like that.

But then again, the jungle savages wouldn’t keep making those traps if there weren’t people who fell for them. (And into them.)

All of which has me wondering: should I rent a storage unit again?

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May 11, 2011

My new column: The Double Shake-Up

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

My latest column is up at Project Simplify:

The Not-So-Simple Life: The Double Shake-Up

by Lance Brown

— Long Version —

Does the universe actually send us signs?shake it up baby

I really don’t know. I’m a believer in science, and as far as I know, scientists haven’t discovered the universe actually communicating with individuals (aside from the occasional strike of lightning to the head, and that piece of toast that had Jay Leno’s face burnt into it).

So no, we haven’t found tangible evidence of the universe sending humans messages—yet. But when it comes to unexplained phenomena, I like to keep in mind that it was several thousand years of human civilization before we knew about radio waves and x-rays—two invisible forces in the universe that fly through the air and convey amazing things to humans.

Kind of like trees—which also on occasion fly through the air and do amazing things to humans. Like, if the human is lucky, giving his life a nice healthy shaking-up.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you must not have been reading my column for the past two months. In which case, may the universe fling a tree at you! But in a good way, of course.

Because as it turns out, that does happen: sometimes the universe flings a tree at you, in a good way.

I didn’t think it was so great when it happened to me in February, and I had to spend all of March in my “universe-messaged” house searching for a new place, which I moved into in April. But now that I have to leave that new place also and will be moving out this May and into another new place in June, I’m feeling pretty good about the whole situation.

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April 29, 2011

My new column: My Own Worst Frenemy

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

My latest column is up at Project Simplify…

The Not-So-Simple Life: My Own Worst Frenemy

by Lance Brown

No one is a bigger supporter of myself than I am.

No one is a bigger saboteur of myself than I am.

Funny how those two statements almost sound the same if you say them fast."Frenemies" by Bonnie Burton

Self-sabotage is a subject I’ve wanted to tackle in this column for a while now—but let’s face it, it’s kind of a downer of a topic. Who wants to read about someone (or even from someone) who drags himself down? What’s more, how can you take seriously self-improvement advice that’s coming from a guy who admits he systematically interferes with his own advancement?

That’s a very good question. And the answer, which eluded me until recently, is this: who ever said you should take me seriously?

I’m kidding—that’s not the answer I meant. (Though it has a point.)

The real answer to why my nearly life-long efforts at self-sabotage don’t completely undermine my credibility as a student of self-improvement is quite simple: I’m awesome.

Not kidding this time. I really am awesome, and my awesomeness—and my ability to acknowledge it, which is part of the awesomeness itself—is what has allowed me to make forward progress over the years. And I’m thankful that awesomeness-acknowledging part of me exists, because right next to it is this guy:

“Forward progress? What forward progress, Lance? You and I know better…and the facts speaks for themselves. You’re all talk, and bad habits, and big dreams that don’t amount to squat.”

Hard to believe, I know. But yes, there is a part of me that uses the word “squat” as a form of measurement. And, my awesomeness notwithstanding, that part of me is kind of a jerk. It seems to revel in my failures and setbacks, so much so that it has created all sorts of self-perpetuating ways for me to keep failing and being set back. …

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March 16, 2011

My new column: Me Versus the Tree

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

My latest column is up at Project Simplify…

The Not-So-Simple Life: Me Versus the Tree

by Lance Brown

In the wake of the devastating images and news coming out of Japan recently, I doubt anyone needs to be reminded that disaster can strike at any time.

Unlike most people, I didn’t have to wait for earthquakes and tsunamis to raise my disaster awareness this month. A couple of weeks ago, a major snowstorm in our area proved too much of a burden for a huge tree across the street from me, and it came crashing down onto my house in the early hours of the morning.

This may not be what they’re thinking of when people use the term “rude awakening”, but I can’t think of a better example. Taking out half my roof, and dumping most of my ceiling onto my floor (and onto my freaked-out cat)…that’s pretty rude. And very awakening.whuhuh

It was almost too dark to see anything when it first happened, and I had only been asleep for a couple hours, so at first I just stood in shock and tried to comprehend what I was seeing. And to figure out where my cat was.

Once the reality of what had happened became clear, the urge to be overwhelmed and freaked out was very strong. Very, very strong. I couldn’t even take a step around my house, I didn’t know where my cat was among all the rubble (or if he was OK), my house was now open to the sky in the middle of a once-in-a-generation snowstorm…and did I mention I had no power, no phone, no Internet, and my car was irretrievably snowed in?

In other words: DISASTER!!!

All of that zoomed up to the forefront of my mind within about a minute of my hazy awakening. (Re-enactment of that moment: “Huh, what was that? Ohhhhh…”)

I recognized right away (based on the racing of my heart, probably) that there was a serious potential to flip out over what was going on. At the same time, my past experiences with tough living told me that the situation was going to require all the resources I could marshal, with a pretty slim margin of error if I wanted to make sure my world got right again any time soon. My new disaster could very easily become a serious of disastrous days, and things still had a chance to get worse, if I failed to keep myself in a position to make them better.

So I made a decision in that moment,  even while I was still standing there staring around through the rubble, calling “Leo? Leo? Leo?!” in a daze of sleeplessness and shock. It had two parts:

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February 14, 2011

My New Column: Turning Mountains Into Molehills

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

My latest column is up at Project Simplify:

The Not-So-Simple Life: Turning Mountains Into Molehills

by Lance Brown

Do you have your electricity bills from 15 years ago? You don’t? No, of course you don’t. Why would you?

The more appropriate question, though, is probably: “Why would I?” Because up until a week ago, I did.

As a matter of fact, it turns out I probably had most of my electric bills from the past 15 years. At least it seemed that way. Quite a few phone bills too. And car insurance bills. All gathering in stupid boxes over the years, for reasons which seem less clear with each day that passes.

Okay, it’s true, I’m overstating things a bit for effect here. The boxes weren’t actually stupid; boxes don’t really have a measurable intelligence that we know of. The rest, though, is the bizarre and somewhat sad truth. paperpile

I warned you all the way back in my first column that I used to border on being a hoarder right out of one of those reality TV  shows, and I wasn’t kidding. I’ve been allowing myself to be chased and haunted by what I’ve collectively labeled “my papers” since college. And while a percentage of my growing “archives” (and whatever the term for stupid boxes of old bills is) has always been meaningful and worthwhile, that portion has had to compete with the weightier and more distracting abundance of things that were being toted around simply because they weren’t being dealt with at all. (Which is the only way I can explain how I accrued a box filled with a decade-plus worth of old utility bills—and moved it to a new home, twice.)

Now the good news: I no longer have possession of any phone or electric bills from the previous century.

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papers by fsse8info

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February 3, 2011

Day off (but if you have a second…)

Author: Lance - Categories: Creative endeavors, Miscellaneous, Site admin - Tags: ,

Various things ranging from technical difficulties to the fact that yesterday’s blog post was inordinately huge are keeping me from getting a solid blog post done within this calendar day, but I will definitely (retroactive edit: almost definitely) have two for tomorrow. I have a new comic that’s been ready to get made for days now; I’ll (retroactive edit: probably) have that out tomorrow, plus at least one more post.

In the meantime, how about going over and “liking” the Facebook page for my One Minute of Nature project? Thanks!

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February 1, 2011

My New Column: The Liberating Loosening of Losing Loose Ends

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My latest column is up at Project Simplify…

The Not-So-Simple Life: The Liberating Loosening of Losing Loose Ends

I need to address something right off the bat, because it’ll be bugging me this whole time if we don’t talk it over.

I’m something of a word nerd. A word nerd, a spelling aficionado, and an editor. And in this modern age, my fellow word nerd brethren and I (if I can speak for us all) are increasingly concerned about the ongoing decline of written English language usage. On their behalf, please allow me to briefly tilt at one small windmill:

While “loosing” is technically a word, it’s almost definitely not the word you mean. You mean “losing”. I totally get why you might be thinking it’s “loosing”, but it’s not. That sounds like “loose-ing”, and if you say that out loud, you’ll agree with me that it’s not what you meant. You meant “losing”, which sounds like “looz-ing”. loose ends

So no more “loosing”. Alright? Alright.

Now that we’ve clarified that, let’s talk about the liberating loosening of losing loose ends.

Loosely speaking, losing loose ends can really lighten your load, and lead to a rather lovely liberating loosening. If you’re feeling lost in life, it may be that you’re losing yourself in loose ends, and what you really need to be doing is losing those loose ends, so you can loosen up.

Did I lose you?

(continued…)

Read the rest at Project Simplify.

(photo credit: Loose Ends by Quinn Dombrowski)

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August 8, 2010

My Column – The Not-So-Simple Life

Author: Lance - Categories: Periodical Writing, The Not-So-Simple Life

My column The Not-So-Simple Life appears in the bi-weekly e-newsletter The Simplifier, published by Project Simplify. You can browse backwards through the columns over at the archive on Project Simplify’s site, or you can click over to any individual column via the list below, which starts with my first intro column and goes forward from there.

If you like, you can subscribe to the feed for my column, so you’ll never miss one again. :-) And of course, if you sign up for The Simplifier, you’ll get each of my columns and a whole lot more!

Want to know what The Not-So-Simple Life is all about? Check out my introduction column from late 2009:

(Introducing…) The Not-So-Simple Life

Or just pick one below and go from there!

2010

The Not-So-Simple Life: Rhymes with “Mess”

The Not-So-Simple Life: Wanted – Someone to Help Me Pile More On

The Not-So-Simple Life: Upping the Ante

The Not-So-Simple Life: The World’s Largest To-Do List

The Not-So-Simple Life: Christmas in March

The Not-So-Simple Life: A Tasty Treat (That Will Consume Your Life)

The Not-So-Simple Life: A Man of Many Nations

The Not-So-Simple Life: Turning the Tables on Time

The Not-So-Simple Life: A Heaping Helping of Self-Help

The Not-So-Simple Life: Saving Money by Spending Money to Save Time

The Not-So-Simple Life: As Simple as Twitter

The Not-So-Simple Life: “Quick – We Need This Thing Thingied! Can You Help?!?”

The Not-So-Simple Life: You Left Your Oven On

The Not-So-Simple Life: Note to Self: Make Notes to Self

The Not-So-Simple Life: It Wasn’t Me! (But It Will Be)

The Not-So-Simple Life: Where It All Began

The Not-So-Simple Life: All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned from a Degenerate 22-Year-Old

The Not-So-Simple Life: To Do List or Not To Do List? That’s Not the Question.

The Not-So-Simple Life: The Fear of Sunshine and Gold

The Not-So-Simple Life: My Life as a TV Network

The Not-So-Simple Life: Walking It Off

The Not-So-Simple Life: Flashback: Shutting It All Down

The Not-So-Simple Life: The Night Before Perfect

2011

The Not-So-Simple Life: Mind-Mapping 2011

The Not-So-Simple Life: An Accountability Festival!

The Not-So-Simple Life: The Liberating Loosening of Losing Loose Ends

The Not-So-Simple Life: Turning Mountains Into Molehills

The Not-So-Simple Life: Me Versus the Tree

The Not-So-Simple Life: Rules for Keeping Your Head Cool in a Disaster (and in Life)

The Not-So-Simple Life: Deciding to Be Caught Up

The Not-So-Simple Life: My Own Worst Frenemy

The Not-So-Simple Life: The Double Shake-Up

The Not-So-Simple Life: The Storage Trap

The Not-So-Simple Life: Life in The Big House

The Not-So-Simple Life: Deserting the City

The Not-So-Simple Life: Defining Simplicity

 

 

Thanks for checking out my column! I hope you enjoyed it. Don’t forget, you can subscribe to make sure you get each new one here.

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February 24, 2010

The Simplifier #5.4 is Online

Author: Lance - Categories: Simplifying, The Simplifier

Reposted from ProjectSimplify.com:

The ninety-ninth issue of the Project Simplify newsletter The Simplifier, titled “The First Step Toward Rational Living”, is now archived on our newsletter archives page.

(There is also an audio version of this newsletter, available here.)

Here is a brief summary of the contents:

1. A Note From Shawn
It doesn’t get much simpler than this
2. Upcoming/Current Events
3. Our Featured Quote
by Eleanor Roosevelt
4. Project Simplify Says So
Getting back to the foundation; Unwanted phone calls and junk faxes; and Simplification Rules
5. Lifestyles of the Natural & Professional
Handbook Table of Contents and New Logo
6. The Not-So-Simple Life
The World’s Largest To-Do List

Read the full issue here.
Listen to the full issue here.
Subscribe to The Simplifier here.

This issue features another edition of my column “The Not-So-Simple Life”. You can read the full column here.

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February 13, 2010

Latest issue of “The Simplifier”

Author: Lance - Categories: Simplifying, The Simplifier

The most recent issue of Project Simplify’s newsletter The Simplifier (which I co-edit and write for) is online.

Here’s the web version: The Simplifier #5.3 – Clearing the Way!

And the audio version: The Simplifier #5.3 Audio Version

This issue includes the latest edition of my column “The Not-So-Simple Life”–it’s the last section.

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March 19, 2006

Bill of Rights Day Op-Ed (2001)

Author: Lance - Categories: Op-eds, Political and Opinion Writing

This is an Op-Ed piece I wrote in 2001 about Bill of Rights Day and threats to the Bill of Rights in the post-911 America. It was published in The Union(Nevada County, CA) on December 15th, 2001.


Today is Bill of Rights Day, the anniversary of the ratification of the first ten amendments to our nation’s Constitution. Since the Bill of Rights seeks to defend our freedoms from encroachment by government authority, that document’s birthday seems like the perfect time to examine those freedoms, and see how well they are holding up under the strain of 210 years of growing government (and 3 months of ballooning “wartime” government).

Take the 4th Amendment, for example. It’s the amendment that has been hit hardest, particularly in the past 3 months. The 4th Amendment was designed to ensure our right to be secure from “unreasonable search and seizure.” In the past, the government has tried to comply with the 4th Amendment by ensuring that only criminal suspects were subject to search and seizure. Aside from a few major exceptions, like asset forfeiture laws, and the surveillance of “subversive” activist groups, the government has largely taken steps to ensure that searches and seizures were reasonable. Until now.

The new “USA PATRIOT Act” has legalized the use of “Carnivore,” an FBI Internet wiretapping tool that searches the e-mails (and web surfing, and instant messages, and more) of thousands of non-suspects each time it searches the e-mail of a potential criminal. What’s more, the 4th Amendment requirement of “probable cause” has been ratcheted down to “reasonable suspicion” in many instances. And if that wasn’t enough, warrants that used to require a judge’s approval now only require approval from a state Attorney General or a federal attorney. In other words, instead of convincing an impartial judge that a suspect needs to be searched, police and D.A.s need only convince fellow law enforcement officials and prosecutors.

The 4th amendment has more to say. Aside from insisting that warrants are based on probable cause, it also states that they must specifically describe “the place to be searched, and the person or things to be seized.” For the most part, the government has tried to obey that rule. Until now.

Carnivore, mentioned above, has the capability to scan the communications of every subscriber to an ISP, and search for keywords, names, e-mail addresses, or anything else that’s going through the pipeline. By its design, it doesn’t just search the communications of one suspect, it searches hundreds or thousands of people’s communications. A “real world” parallel would be if police were able to use a search warrant for one person’s apartment to search all of the building’s apartments, looking for anything related to their suspect. What happens if they stumble upon unrelated “suspicious” activity in the process? We’ll have to wait and find out, as the courts try to make constitutional sense out of the most significant and disturbing law-enforcement legislation of our generation.

Another major blow to the 4th Amendment is the notion of “roving wiretaps.” In the past, in order to obey the 4th Amendment, law enforcement was required to get a warrant for each phone line they wanted to tap. In other words, they had to “particularly describe the place to be searched,” as the amendment says. Until now.

The “USA PATRIOT Act,” that wolf in sheep’s clothing, gives the green flag to “roving wiretap” warrants— open-ended warrants which allow police to tap into any phone which can be associated with their suspect. That includes pay phones, friends’ phones, cell phones, pagers, faxes, e-mails- any medium which can be related in some way to the person they are investigating. This amounts to interpreting “particularly describing the place to be searched and things to be seized” as permission to say, “we will search and/or seize anything that the suspect comes in contact with, if we choose.”

Lately, the federal government is disrespecting so many of the limits imposed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights that it can’t be covered in one column or article. I focused on the 4th Amendment because it has been disregarded the most. There will be hundreds of thousands of pages written about the aggressive “wartime” law enforcement measures being employed, and their impact— on our right to due process and public trial by jury, freedom of speech and the press, attorney-client confidentiality, the rights of non-citizens in our country, and many more issues. We as citizens need to get informed and join in the dialogue.

We should celebrate our Constitutional freedoms, on Bill of Rights Day, and every day— but we must also stand up for them, or they will continue to be disregarded, and eventually forgotten altogether.

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March 14, 2006

Time to get serious about the Bill of Rights

Author: Lance - Categories: Op-eds, Political and Opinion Writing

Time to get serious about the Bill of Rights

Originally published as an Op-Ed in The Union (Grass Valley, CA)

December 14, 2002

I just got the call from the doctor. It doesn’t look good. I don’t think the patient is going to pull through.

It’s sad, but by the time you read this, the Bill of Rights will probably be dead. Its vital signs are dangerously low at the time of this writing, and there’s little reason to expect it to recover.

Confused? Perhaps you haven’t seen the injuries the Bill has suffered in the “war on terror.” Let’s take a look – you can make your own prognosis. The vital organs of the Bill of Rights are its freedoms, so that’s what we’ll look at. The quotes I include are from the “Overview of Changes to Legal Rights” that was published by the Associated Press in September of this year.

FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION: “Government may monitor religious and political institutions without suspecting criminal activity to assist terror investigation.” Not only that, but the ban on COINTELPRO activities – the covert infiltration and intentional disruption of “problematic” political organizations, made infamous in the ’60s and ’70s – has been lifted.

RIGHT TO PETITION FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES: “Government has closed once-public immigration hearings, has secretly detained hundreds of people without charges, and has encouraged bureaucrats to resist public records requests.” Recently, Congress granted a wide-ranging Freedom of Information Act exemption to the Homeland Security Agency, effectively cloaking the actions of hundreds of thousands of federal employees. It also granted them expanded powers – and laid the groundwork for a comprehensive “Total Information Awareness” database of all public activities of all Americans. It’s hard to petition the government for a redress of grievances when we can’t find out what the government is doing.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH: “Government may prosecute librarians or keepers of any other records if they tell anyone that the government subpoenaed information related to a terror investigation.” Taking a rare political stand, librarians have banded together in large numbers to oppose the “USA-PATRIOT Act.” The Act requires them to release library records to federal agents (who don’t need to have proof of wrongdoing or involvement with terrorism), and threatens them with hefty penalties if they tell anyone about it. Similar requirements are imposed upon most other places you do business with.

RIGHT TO LEGAL REPRESENTATION: “Government may monitor federal prison jailhouse conversations between attorneys and clients, and deny lawyers to Americans accused of crimes.” The Sixth Amendment requires that the accused have the “assistance of counsel for his defense.” Does it still count as assistance if the defense attorney is hobbled by a lack of attorney-client privacy? I guess if some Americans can be tried without any lawyer at all, those who have only lost attorney-client privacy should consider themselves lucky.

FREEDOM FROM UNREASONABLE SEARCHES: “Government may search and seize Americans’ papers and effects without probable cause to assist terror investigation.” Law enforcement has been granted near-total discretion over what constitutes a “reasonable” search, and the Fourth Amendment requirement of “probable cause” is on its way to becoming a distant memory. Judges, formerly the last line of defense against unreasonable searches and seizures, have simply been pushed out of the way – relegated to the role of rubber-stamping any warrant request that law enforcement claims could be useful to them.

RIGHT TO A SPEEDY AND PUBLIC TRIAL: “Government may jail Americans indefinitely without a trial.” Not only that, but a no-longer-secret CIA directive allows the government to kill U.S. citizens without any criminal procedure whatsoever, as long as they can claim the American was an “enemy combatant” in the “war on terror.”

RIGHT TO DUE PROCESS: “Americans may be jailed without being charged or being able to confront witnesses against them.” See the above, and add optional military tribunals for anyone that the administration sees fit to designate a “terrorist” – a term that has yet to be clearly defined. Last year, FBI Director Louis Freeh testified to Congress about domestic terrorist organizations, listing not just the usual suspects such as the tree-spikers and saboteurs of labs, but also mentioning “anarchists and extreme socialist groups”, as well as the WTO protesters, the Workers World Party and others.

These are just some of the most grievous injuries the Bill of Rights has suffered since 9/11. There are too many to list them all. Are you still confused about why I’m claiming the Bill of Rights is dead? How many injuries do you think the highest law of the land can take and still be considered living? You might want to think about that one for a while.

While you’re thinking, come visit www.ncrights.org, the new home of the Nevada County Bill of Rights Defense Committee, where you can read background material on all that I’ve talked about here and learn about our plans to make Nevada County a “Civil Liberties Safe Zone.”

If you’re already concerned about the threats to liberty that I’ve discussed here, but unsure of what to do about it, you can start by joining our Procession and Funeral for the Bill of Rights tomorrow, starting at 1 p.m., at the top of the hill on Broad Street in Nevada City. Yes, in the rain, if need be. The time for paying lip service to the Bill of Rights is over. It’s time to get serious.

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February 5, 2006

“The War on Drugs is a War on People” tri-fold brochure/handout

Author: Lance - Categories: Handouts

This brochure highlights the human cost of the drug war, and its ineffectiveness in actually curbing the problems associated with drug use. It uses a stark “prison cell” motif, and photos of actual drug war victims, with captions.

The handout currently directs folks to CampusLP.org for more information, and includes a blank plate on the back panel where groups can add their own contact info. I’ve included the original Publisher files, so you can edit the “for more information” part, or make whatever other adaptations you like.

The color version has color photos of most of the people. The rest is still black and white.

“The War on Drugs is a War on People” tri-fold brochure/handout

PDF version for printing:
color (243 KB)
black and white (238 KB)

MS Publisher version for editing:
color (500 KB)
black and white (498 KB)

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December 20, 2005

Bill of Rights Day 2-sided handout

Author: Lance - Categories: Handouts

These are two versions of a Bill of Rights Day large handout. It has a large imitation-scroll-style Bill of Rights poster on one side, and warnings about new threats to the freedoms that document is intended to protect on the other side.

These two versions have two different versions of the second page. The first one is more text-heavy, and the second one is more flyer-like.

Bill of Rights Day 2-sided handout/poster – original text-heavier version
Bill of Rights Day 2-sided handout/poster – modified, more flyer-like NCBORDC* version.

And here is a Microsoft Publisher version (from the original handout in 2001) that can be edited and customized!

Bill of Rights Day 2-sided handout/poster (2001 MS Pub version)

*Nevada County Bill of Rights Defense Committee, a coalition group which I co-founded.

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Press Release for Bill of Rights Day Rally

Author: Lance - Categories: Press releases

This is a press release I wrote for a Bill of Rights Day Rally, from December 2001.

Bill of Rights Day Rally press release

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